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DEXSCREENERALIEN LANDS UFO ON WHITE HOUSE LAWN, DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT OF EARTH
Exclusive footage: Donalien Trump addresses the galaxy from OBNI One
In what historians are already calling the most tremendous event in the history of the known universe, a figure known only as Donalien Trump descended from a gleaming saucer-shaped spacecraft onto the South Lawn of the White House at precisely 3:00 AM on a Tuesday.
Witnesses described the alien as wearing a perfectly tailored navy suit, a long red tie, and sporting a magnificent golden mane that appeared to pulse with otherworldly energy. His glowing finger pointed skyward as he declared: "MAKE ALIENS GREAT AGAIN."
The $DONALIEN memecoin, launched simultaneously on the Solana blockchain, immediately surged to astronomical valuations as millions of supporters across 47 galaxies rushed to buy in.
We're going to make this the biggest coin in the galaxy. Believe me. Nobody does memecoins better than me.
WHO IS DONALIEN TRUMP?
"The most tremendous alien to ever grace this planet — or any planet."
Donalien Trump arrived on Earth approximately 70 years ago, disguised as a real estate mogul from Queens. His true identity was only revealed when classified OBNI documents were leaked showing his hair is a sophisticated intergalactic antenna capable of receiving transmissions from 47 galaxies simultaneously.
Now, Donalien has launched $DONALIEN — the official memecoin of the Galactic Republic — to unite humans and aliens under one tremendous banner: MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN.
WHY $DONALIEN IS THE MOST TREMENDOUS COIN
Out-of-This-World Memes
The most tremendous meme collection in the known universe. Bigly.
Zero Tax, Zero Nonsense
No buy tax. No sell tax. Just pure galactic gains.
Liquidity Locked Forever
LP locked tighter than Area 51. Nobody's getting in or out.
Community First
A movement of millions. Aliens and humans united for one cause.
TOKENOMICS
"The numbers are beautiful. The most beautiful numbers you've ever seen."
TOKEN DISTRIBUTION
THE MEME VAULT
Classified photographic & video evidence of Donalien Trump's activities on Earth
CLASSIFIED: Donalien Trump's galactic campaign — full unedited footage recovered from Area 51 servers
"Make Aliens Great Again" — Donalien points his glowing finger skyward as OBNI One illuminates the night
"Make Earth Phone Home" — Day 1 Executive Order signed
OBNI One hovers over the White House: 'I built this'
Galactic rally draws 50 billion attendees across 47 galaxies
Donalien opens Area 51: 'Nothing to hide here, folks'
Earth-Alien Alliance summit at undisclosed location
Donalien gazes at the moon: 'This is my next property'
ROADMAP TO GALACTIC DOMINATION
LANDING
- ✓Launch on Pump.fun
- ✓Website goes live
- ✓Telegram & X launch
- ✓First 1,000 holders
ORBIT
- ○CoinGecko listing
- ○CMC listing
- ○10,000 holders
- ○Meme campaign launch
MOON MISSION
- ○CEX listings
- ○100,000 holders
- ○Galactic merch drop
- ○Area 51 IRL event
GALACTIC DOMINATION
- ○$100M market cap
- ○Presidential decree
- ○Alien alliance formed
- ○Earth is GREAT again
CONTRACT ADDRESS
The official $DONALIEN contract — verified by OBNI
HOW TO BUY $DONALIEN
Get a Wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare wallet on your device
Get SOL
Buy Solana (SOL) on any exchange and transfer to your wallet
Connect
Go to Pump.fun or Raydium and connect your wallet
Buy $DONALIEN
Paste the CA, enter your amount, and WAGMI 🚀
MAKE ALIENS
GREAT AGAIN
The moon is just the beginning. With $DONALIEN, we're taking this all the way to the Andromeda Galaxy and back.